Forget the other parties who are all still squabbling over which
candidate is going to contest which area in the Local Government election.
We’ve already got our candidates fixed!
A few of us got together in
a rum shop the other day, sipped some Goldslager and Jagermeister shots, and “convened” the
screening-committee meeting as per the party’s internal constitution. It was a short
meeting, because one deputy (who shall Not bE Known to most of the general
public) got really drunk, slapped up a member of The Children’s Authority
(could you imagine our horror?) broke some glasses and then – to top it all off
– refused to take a breath test. (His words: “Officer, can you see the light? I
can!”)
Party Hearty today begins the unveiling of its 2013 Local
Government Election slate. We start with the candidate for the Diego Martin
Regional Corporation, Jaybee (aka Wappee).
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